Say it in a Jerry Seinfeld voice

What is with these drivers?  I cannot believe this.  It is like some of them purposely try to make you miss traffic lights or get royally screwed at traffic circles.  This seemed to be a theme today.  Fuck the guy behind you.  My favorite was the guy who slowed down before the hill causing me to lose all momentum then accelerated on the uphill.  I would say it was an isolated incident, but there were 4 other cars staggered in the 2 lanes doing the same shit.  Un-f-ing real.